The Bungays came from Britain, Australia, and America and they turned up for the match which is believed to be the first in the world using all players of the same name. 22 players, a referee, a doc, even a fucking mascot was Bungay! Indeed, Bungay is one of Britain’s rarest names with only 455 people called Bungay in the country ‒ just 12 people per million. The amusing and kind match took place in the town of Bungay in Suffolk, where all the people who participated in this match were Bungay. One of the most beautiful football short stories. In fact, they play for a barrel of beer and they don’t fucking care. The population of the Isles is 15 000 people, not many… An average Premiership stadium has more seats than the whole population of these Isles. They play 16 games in the league and 3 games in a Cup, overall 19 games in a season. The same pitch, the same faces… All about the world’s smallest football league on the Isles of Scilly, the UK, with just two teams who play with each other every week, the way they pick up teams will remind you of playing games in school. Write The World’s Smallest Football League ![]() Not understanding where the noise came from, he looked in his mirrors, and when he didn’t see anything he turned to the priest and said, “I’m sorry, Father, I almost hit that Norwich fan.” ”That’s okay,” replied the priest, “I got him with the door!” ![]() However, even though he was certain he missed the Norwich fan, he still heard a loud ‘thud’. Fortunately, just in time, he remembered the priest, so at the last minute, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the Norwich fan. Suddenly the driver saw a Norwich fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. “No problem Father! I’ll give you a lift! Get in!” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van went down the road. Joseph’s church, about 2 miles down the road,” replied the priest. He asked the Priest, “Where are you going, Father?” “I’m going to say mass at St. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. Norwich vs Ipswich RivalryĪn Ipswich van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Norwich City fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their green and yellow colors. What if your mom was a slut and your dad was a drug dealer and a car thief, who would you be then?” Then Mary smiled, “I would be a Southampton fan.” Wow, fucking amazing. You don’t have to be like your parents all the time. “Mary, why, tell me, are you a fan of Pompey?” “Because my parents are from Portsmouth, and my mom is a Pompey fan, and my dad is a Pompey fan, so I am a Pompey fan too!” “Well,” said the teacher in a clearly annoyed tone, “That’s no reason why you should be a Portsmouth fan. The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you’re not a fan of the Saints, then who are you?” “I am a fan of Portsmouth, and I am proud of it,” replied Mary. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, “Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I am not a Southampton fan,” she replied. Everyone in the class raises his hand, waiting for one little girl. ![]() She asks her students to raise their hands if they are also fans of the Saints. Portsmouth vs Southampton RivalryĪn elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in West Hampshire and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to the class that she is a Southampton fan. ![]() Speaking particularly about manic depression, the senior physician asked: «How would you diagnose a patient who one minute goes back and forth, shouting at the top of the lungs, and the next minute ‒ sits on a chair, crying uncontrollably?» A young man in the back of the class raised his hand and said, «Premier League football manager?» Hundred percent similarity. Once in a medical schoolĪ medical professor has just finished a lecture on mental health and began an oral quiz. By the way, my favorite example of this type of patois is Pragger Wagger, a slang word for the Prince of Wales (later Edward VII). Rugby became rugger and socca became soccer. It is said that upper-class sportsmen had a fad of adding ‘er’ to everything. At the end of the XIX century, it was spelled variously as socca and socker. We are talking about funny soccer stories!īefore the start, we have to say a little about the word «soccer»(we all know, that football was born in England, not in Brazil), it is derived from an abbreviation of association, as in Association Football. Here we are going to talk about the thing I love most ‒ Football! And not just football itself, it’s kinda boring.
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